I recently joined Netflix . Schweet. There are a billion movies I'd love to see, and now that my job is reduced to surveillance, I could actually get to see them.

For starters, I hit up Roger Ebert's Great Movies list. Nice. That alone should make good use of Netflix.

Here's a horror story:
I get some guy knocking on my door selling a coupon book with free Blockbuster rentals. The book is $25, and there are 12 free new-release rental coupons. A no-brainer, right? Not if you're me.

I have spent a fortune on the goddamned late fees! What is my malfunction?! Whatever it turns out to be, I need it fixed ASAP.

Well, for $20 I get to build a list of movies I want to see! And there are NO LATE FEES! If I want to keep a movie, I keep the thing. If I don't, I ship the thing off in it's pre-stamped envelope, and get the next one!

Perfect for a tool like me!

I don't want to sound like an ad for Netflix, or anything, but Netflix sounds like a blessing. I've heard everyone rave about Netflix, for quite a while, but another bill was keeping me back. WHATEVER! I should have joined Netflix years ago!

Thank goodness for Netflix!